Wednesday, 23 July 2014

DROPS FROM HEAVEN

I was never an athletic kid. It’s not that I didn’t enjoy being outdoors, it’s that I didn’t want to be chained to a set of rules that governed a particular sport. I wanted to sit and indulge in brooding. I liked being indoors, drawing, reading, looking out the window. And the view from the window is never better than when it rains.

My love affair with the rains started a little late in life. When I was 16 or 17, when I was in my Higher Secondary of school.

My Higher secondary in school  was a crazy time for me. The syllabus was huge and time was at a premium.  The exam schedule was relentless, no breaks between exams)one day between exams was never enough). I used to start studying at 9 in the morning and typically, my day ended at 3am the next morning. There were times when I’d be frustrated, the brain would refuse to soak in anymore information and slowly start to delete whatever I had uploaded in the recent past. My brain can be a real pest sometimes.

In those days, window air conditioners were the norm, you know the ones with their metallic square butts hanging outside the window. So, when it started to rain, there would be this lovely splattering sound you could hear, like you were sleeping under a tin roof. For some reason, I found that noise very calming. Almost as though the rain arrived to purge the fatigue from my mind. I’d lean back in my chair, close my eyes, take in the sound and be refreshed in a matter of minutes. The perpetual smell of coffee in the room, the cold temperature of the AC, fat chemistry books and the sound of rain, my own little world of happiness.

And the rain had an uncanny sense of when I needed it. Days when I was most frustrated, I’d hear the pitter-patter and smile to myself. Days when I feared the worst at an exam, it would start raining, reassuring me that it would all be ok. And it always worked. Days when it rained, I found myself more motivated to do well, more aggressive in my answers, more imaginative in my essays. It became the Robin to my Batman. If it rained, you couldn’t beat me. Period. I was like a  Michael Schumacher of my school. Yes, I live in my own little mental happy place.

More than all the selfish reasons for which I love the monsoon, there are quite a few others as well. I love how an overcast sky makes even a small Indian town feel like London.

I love how all the plants in the garden look freshly scrubbed. I live in a dusty town and the leaves are usually covered with a thin layer of dust. The monsoon washes it all away, revealing all shades of green. On our porch, we lower the old school bamboo curtains, drinking masala tea in the evenings. You feel like you’re holidaying at a hill station.

For most of my teenage years, I lived at my grandmother’s house. A specialty of hers during summer and the monsoon is lightly roasted groundnut. Then, ideally, when they’re still warm, crack them open and munch on the peanuts within. Juicy with a slightly charcoal-y flavour. Team that with a tall glass of chilled Rose sherbet with a little squeeze of lemon. Perfect.

Have you ever tried the Alphonso? It’s the King of mangoes, actually, the King of all fruit. Beautifully golden, packed with flavour. It’s like an explosion of India in your mouth. The only problem with monsoon is that it signals the death of the alphonso. I know people who actually get upset at the first rains because it is a sign that the supply of their favourite fruit has now dried up.

We have frangipani trees all over our gardens at home. It drizzled a little last night and already the trees look more alive. The flowers look so fresh.

I always try and get a few of the season’s first raindrops on me and on the people I love. Hoping that it brings them and me good luck for the rest of the year.

Wherever you are in the world, I hope that now you shall also look at rain as the harbinger of all things good in your life. And I hope that you shall also try to get a few drops of the first rain on yourself and your loved ones. God bless.

Tuesday, 22 July 2014

The sulking Engineer: Backtracking

The sulking Engineer: Backtracking: So I took a train. Not the first time of course but took one alone after forever. Overnight train journeys have this thing about them th...

Backtracking

So I took a train. Not the first time of course but took one alone after forever.
Overnight train journeys have this thing about them that warp you in a completely new zone altogether. You have faces you are forced too see no matter how they look, you have people’s voices to hear no matter how incomprehensible and of course, the loud tear banks– kids.
Anywho, with 24 hours to kill and a 600 kilometers to cover, I was off to Mangalore wto satisfy my own whims and fancies. I normally love train journeys, mostly because I get to judge people & admire, all along the way, from the window, the beauty that cities lack but three things that made this journey worse:
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   I was sleep deprived. I hadn’t slept the entire night before.
·         My iPod battery was low and I had forgotten to charge it.
·         I got the upper berth.
I shrugged and dragged my suitcase in with me to serve my sentence anyway knowing it would end soon. I rolled the suitcase in and neatly reverse parked it under the seat before me. Tossed my backpack onto my berth, patiently but not so intently awaiting my co-passengers. 
I noticed a happy bunch of Gujarati people, probably representing half of Vile Parle, a family of 7 take an entire compartment hostage. It didn’t take them very long to relieve all their airbags, fit the stereotype travelling gujju family and make the compartment look like this in a matter of minutes:

Believe me, 24 hours was more than sufficient for them to run out of stock too. 
Enter co-passengers: A keralite couple who occupied the side upper and lower berths and a weird Telugu dude who was obviously travelling RAC because you could see his pupils go all heart shaped when he noticed the berth was still empty.
Before he could even buy her dinner and before the berth could even give him its consent, he gagged it and…



The Keralite couple were tolerable. Mostly because they kept to themselves and bitched about everyone in the train. The man tried to be as protective as he could about his wife but alas, his gadget got the better off him and his priorities shifted to “not – giving – f**k”.
I scurried up to my berth and lost myself in a series of the Tudors episodes, trying to kill as many minutes as possible before hitting my hometown. Headphones locked on my face, I tried to block all the “eh chaaya chaaya chaaya” (whoever she is) and the “kuffeee kuffee kuffee…. bishleri waatar bishleri waatar…. breakfasht breakfasht” etc. Phonetics ki satyanash bhenchod.

It is interesting to watch all these people but the fascination runs dry soon once you’ve been in there for too long.
A couple of hours down after catching 30 winks post a good Tudors session, I decided to get off my perch and go down (tee hee ‘go down’) to my seat. The Telugu berth abductor – wow that sounds SO wrong, has now been replaced by the most awkward looking Tamil family ever. The dad and the children all seemed to look EXACTLY the same. These folks were heading to Kalyan (no surprise there) and as usual, I alphabetically placed them in the library of stereotypes in my mind.
Here’s what the family looked like to me:


OK, probably that was pushing it but you know what I mean. The dude married and procreated himself.
When I stepped off my berth and took a seat before them, the father, who didn’t seem to know Hindi, uttered just one word – ‘neend’, with a horrendous grin that could shake the very virginity out of you forcefully.
I shimmied a little behind, further away from the edge of my seat, trying to reassure myself that I wouldn’t be subjected to activities that would make me wake up to look like him somehow the next morning.
But the dude turned out to be nice. He didn’t realize I was a tamilian too & understood every word he said and I decided to keep that facade throughout. It helps to know what the other person speaks about you in their own language and what pleasure they get of the same.
Apparently, while talking to his kids, he pictured me as some boy who must have moved from Mumbai to Chennai and probably now works for some large IT firm, wondering where his college life suddenly took off. We’re all stereotypes at the end of the day.
The chai waalas took more rounds than the train security did and made sure that your journey wasn’t complete without downing at least 3 of those mismeasured cups before you see the break of day. I sipped my tea and looked out the window to admire the day’s performer, Mother Nature
The point is, the pointless endeavour of watching reruns of the same trees and fields go past for hours together never seemed to be a waste. Each passing tree would make me eagerly wait for the next one
Each field did alike. Each electricity tower, united with the others through their cables that they held on together with seeded way too many deep thoughts that my mind could nurture.
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Come nightfall, (LOL always wanted to use those words together), everyone begins to unwrap their prized dinner. The ones that their wives/mothers packed for them with the sheer thought that train food was only good for dogs. 
The worst part of travelling in any enclosed air conditioned space from Tamil Nadu is that there’ll always be at least one family carrying Thaiir Saadham and Oorga (Curd Rice and Pickle), which was made the previous day or early that morning. The smell of this duet will circulate through the air conditioning, throughout the compartment before comfortably taking a seat inside your nose for the rest of eternity.
Train journeys will always give you something to write about. They’re inspirations that you can sit inside and journey with. The next time you manage to win the war against IRCTC and earn yourself a ticket, make sure you look at the intricacies within the journey and you will find something worth remembering.
Remember folks:
·         Judge harshly (haha nothingserious just for fun)
·         Make friends with Gujarati Sneks waala families.
·         Put on your scariest and most disgruntled uncle/aunty face to make sure kids don’t venture into your territory.
Here’s wishing happy journey for all your future train rides and all the very best dealing with the curd rice.